How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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