Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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