love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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