What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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