Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize