Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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