so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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