If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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