So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Enjoy the penises
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
