Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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