Kiss
Puke
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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