No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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