in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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