Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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