I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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