Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You know, be my cock's hype man.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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