idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You work out of a Hotel?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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