And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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