She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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