thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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