i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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