apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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