Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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