We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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