haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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