i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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