Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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