have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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