He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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