On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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