Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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