Only a mothe r could love this liver
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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