i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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