It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We need a shit load of segways right now
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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