i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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