check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have demons in me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize