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(231): View more from Michigan

i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.

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(707): View more from California

then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"

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(443): View more from Maryland

frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome

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(402): View more from Nebraska

guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.

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