Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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