: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Plan B is the new Plan A
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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