Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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