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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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