You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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