I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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