Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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