The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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