I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize