i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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