Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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