I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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