what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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