Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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