It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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