I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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