Buhtt sex?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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