You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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