When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
