I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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