i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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